« Viagem a Dublin | Entrada | Trailer de «I'm Your Man» »
abril 27, 2006
Biografia...alternativa dos U2
O site Uncyclopedia, uma paródia à Wikipédia, publicou uma biografia...altarnativa dos U2. Quem quiser divertir-se um bocado continue a ler:
«You Two is a band formerly known as U-Boat, U-Lalalalaaa, Goo-ratch-a-loogie, U3, U4, The Number Twos and Ireland Is Our Marketing Niche. At one stage, rumours abounded that they may also have been founding members of Baccara, the people responsible for the classic opera, "Yes Sir, I Can Boogie".
They are one of the most successful and misunderstood popular music acts spanning the 19th century through to the 22nd, and possibly beyond with the help of The Rolling Stones cryogenics expert.
U2 are travelling in the universe in the search for inter-galactic peace, whilst endeavouring to ensure capitalism (disguised as humanitarian concern) extends to all life forms.
Formation
They were formed by Irish Wonder Nerd The Bono (Bono), The (Heath L)Edger (also known as The Edge), Sting, Eminem, and Crash Bandicoot. Initially they tried to perform on the Limerick reading circuit of rural Ireland and Antarctica. Having no luck, and being outwitted at every turn by Daniel O'Donnell, they almost gave up music, (this made everyone extremely happy) to become mobile phone salespeople, despite the mobile phone not having been invented yet. However, after a lucky break due to a Daniel O'Donnell cancellation, they were spotted by someone they later killed and buried. Using his money, they recorded an album and rocketed to fame in 1893 at the famous bar in Dublin called The Stiff Little Finger. In 1895 they ran out of cash and immediately sold their future rights to Michael Jackson and Sony Records, a subsiduary of of Sony Ericsson Time Warner Google Aer Lingus.com.
Sting left in early 1977 to form Police Academy, leaving "U2" as a four-piece band. A reunion concert with him is predicted for September 2125 in New New York. No tickets have yet been sold, despite being on sale since 2001. (Note: fan club members still have yet to receive confirmation of seating).
The Irish troubles and U2
The members of U2 are the most noted IRA terrorists of all time. The Edge may or may not have been directly responsible for the Bloody Sunday massacre, whether they were involved or not incomparable to the fact that U2 records all contain references to the 'successful massacre,' and indeed, subliminal messages encouraging U2 fans to commit terror with Irish accents. Bono was and still is the root cause of the Irish troubles.
Through concerts and public appearances, U2 continues to bring global awareness and relief by often-neglecting the special people in their lives. In 2005 they played live at "Mutton-Aid 2005", in Bozeman, Montana. U2 performed an extremely long set of their classic tunes including:
Where the Sheep Have No Shame
With or Without Ewe
Sundae Bloody Strawberry Sundae
Mysterious Yahwehs
Stuck With Some Shades You Can't Get Rid Of
More Than Words
The First, Second and 105th Time
I Will Follow (You to School)
Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
Do You Feel Followed?
Every Breath You Take...
(Who's Gonna Squeeze) Your Fresh Orange Juice?
Some Crap About The Environment
(Who's Gonna Pay) The World Debt?
Spirit In The Sky (a live duet with Gareth Gates)
If You Wear That Velvet Underground Dress
Elevator
Virtilligo
City of Blinding Sun
Staring at Your Bum
I Still Haven't Found My Udders
Vertigo (Should have taken your Dramamine, damnit.)
I Wrote This Song On The Shitter
Sunglasses allow me a delusional sense of privacy
All Because I Mooed
Bullet The Blues Guy (with B.B. King)
Discography
Boy, 1893
Girl, 1894
Gender in Question, 1897
October, 1948
November, 1949
October Boy, November Girl, 1950
Skibbity Doo-wop Zeebleeblededee Wawawoowaaaaaa! 1953 (U2's short-lived Skat Jazz format.)
War, 1960 (Working title: War, What is it Good For?)
Peace, 1961
Undecided, (late) 1962
Hate, 1962
Love (with Arthur Lee) 1963
The Undeniable Firemen, 1966
Rattle and Soother, 1974
Stew, Beef Stew 1976
Rattle and Pop 1977
Achtung, Maybe, 1980
Pop Tart, 1988
Boy, Girl, or whatever happened to the Pink PopTarts from Mars 1988
Zooropey 1999
I Still Haven't Found That I've Sold Out 2000
Zsombor Eats Beans 2001
All That You Can Get Rid Off, 2001
You Can't Build An Atomic Bomb Unless You've Watched Blue Peter (triple album), 2002
Studio doodlings + Brian Eno = Our New Album (2003)
How To Dismantle a Joshua Tree WMD 2005
Under a Blood Red Atomic Boy2013
Want To Dismantle an EyePod? O_X 2022
Grammys Sell (And We're Buying), 2006
Ethiopian Children Taste Like Chicken [2008]
Message to Mutt Lange: Please Produce Our Next Album (2009)
Publicado por U2Only às abril 27, 2006 10:14 AM